vampireapologist:

increasethehue:

vampireapologist:

Favorite memory from high school is that my brother was basically the most popular guy in school. Totally beloved, and then I was his weird, too loud, scene younger sister, but the point is we were well known and generally liked, and then he graduated and Brie got to high school and she was so quiet that year that almost no one knew her and even less people knew she was my sister

And one day while I was in English class she showed up in the door and said “hi excuse me uh has anyone seen a hamster” and there was a really long pause during which I was staring at her trying to like psychically figure out what was happening and finally my teacher told her no and she said ok thanks and then we heard her as she scurried down the hall saying “oh man, oh no,, ah, oh no,”

And there was another long pause until a girl turned to me and said “isn’t that your sister” and I said “yes it sure is.”

I just gonna say it, my brain immediately likened your family to the Cullens

This actually happened in high school my freshmen year bc my brother and I transferred in and the movie came out that fall so people called my brother Edward bc that year if u were a handsome guy no one knew that’s what the girls thought and long story short this girl convinced herself I was a vampire for real and asked me to turn her into one and it got really weird and then one day her family moved away and she told me on Facebook they moved to Forks and then she deleted her FB and no one ever heard from her again.



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