dungeons-and-danis:

dungeons-and-danis:

dungeons-and-danis:

I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.

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peruse my quotes, if u want

So I recently got a wealth of new quotes to add to the list, thanks to @gayotic-stupid ! DISCLAIMER: Very few of these are from tumblr shit posts. Like my previous reblog, some of these are just cool quotes you can use in your writing or your dnd campaign. Reblog away!

  1. “I’ll do whatever you want" “Then Perish”
  2. I thought there were no heroes left in this world
  3. You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies
  4. Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
  5. God wishes he were me
  6. God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
  7. “I know you’ve all heard talk of being the emperor’s chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. You’re farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.
  8. My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.
  9. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
  10. You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
  11. To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.
  12. No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.
  13. You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 
  14. You cant shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.
  15. No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.
  16. Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so it’s a good thing we brought matches.
  17. It’s not my job to pry, it’s the government’s. 
  18. And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99
  19. Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.
  20. People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
  21. The answer to dispair is action 

EDIT: “you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you” because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it



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